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andy21 393192 26 brought a smile to my face.......what about you??? either
brought a smile to my face.......what about you???
COMPUTER LINGO FOR FARMERS

Log on.........Make the woodstove hotter
Log off........Don't add no more wood
Monitor........Keep an eye on that darn woodstove
Download.......Getting the firewood off the truck
Mega Hertz....When you are not careful getting the firewood
Floppy disk....What you get from trying to carry too much firewood
Ram............The thing that splits the firewood
Hard drive.....Getting home in the winter
Prompt.........What the mail ain't in the winter
Windows........What to shut when it's cold outside
Screen.........What to shut in black fly season
Byte...........What the black flys do
Chip...........Munchies for TV
Micro chip.....What's left in the bag after you eat the chips
Modem..........What you did to the hay fields
Dot matrix ....Old Dan Matrix's wife
Lap top........Where the kitty sleeps
Software.......The dumb plastic knives & forks they give you at McDonald's
Mouse..........What eats grain in the barn
Main frame.....What holds the barn up
Enter..........City talk for "Come on in, eh".
Port.........Fancy Wine
Random Access Memory.....When you can't remember what you paid when your wife asks
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Re: brought a smile to my face.......what about yo
Hahaa! :-D
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